| December 18, 2002 - 12:40 P.M. discovery |  Species - assholicus gigantus americanusRegion - North America: favours Central FloridaCaution - do not approach this organism with reason; the ability to act rationally and communicate courteously has been bred out of this particular genus.Last sighting - London, holding up a motor coach full of polite homo-sapiens.
discoveries of greater value...
 westminster abbey abbey administration buildings  wonderful little gothic creatures natural history museum by night opera house inter-active display showing that flies indeed are attracted to shit medieval england's version of the wooden indian tower dirt stands proudly in front of an advertisement expounding the advantages of bubonic plague an enormous pile of shit on a mayfair side-street( assumed to be canine in origin) a norman toilet...really! raven love one day in the not-too-distant future i will wear bright, garish colors, large straw hats festooned with fake flowers, cat-eye glasses on a decorative neck chain, a cardigan sweater in 98 degree weather, lots of mascara and frosted lipstick. i will then mix up some lemonade, spike it with jack daniel’s , sit you down in front of a tray of homemade sugar cookies and force you to watch all my vacation slides…unless we decide to hop on our rascals and race one another to the bingo parlor.
this-a-way - that-a-way  prrrofile
 prevention is kinder than destruction. each year over six million healthy dogs, cats, puppies and kittens are killed as surplus. remember: neuter, spay and don't let them stray!
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