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i may as well have drawn a target on my forehead what with being kind-of run down and ragged out, i was primed for any beastly contagion flitting through the air . woke up friday morning with that old familiar feeling - you know the one you get when you try to swallow more razor blades than you should? i chose to ignore it but by quittin’ time i was just that …i done give out ( said in my best ned beatty-ese )
i went to bed and stayed there and not in the fun and frolic way you may expect from your calico. i’m so stock-piled on sleep right now if i don’t relapse with this congo fever i might just put a dent in that teetering stack of books that serves as obstacle coarse at my place.
determined to re-animate and return to work today i got a little restless ( ha ) late last night and grabbed my black cat nail polish. not one to sport a solid black i got dirt on the phone to ask what would look better - a thin black stripe down the center of each nail ala rock star or a black french? many men may have huffed and pretended not to even hear the question but the dirt is perfectly comfortable in his masculinity so he tossed those solicited two cents in. right after stating that i must indeed be feeling better if i’m a) upright and b) thinking about polishing my nails instead of cutting off my head.
so - ta da! - jumped up on 12-hour decongestants and sporting my ghetto-black-french beeeotch nails i’m back to my juggling act.
prevention is kinder than destruction. each year over six million healthy dogs, cats, puppies and kittens are killed as surplus. remember: neuter, spay and don't let them stray!