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August 05, 2002 - 11:03 A.M.

playhouse

So I have to invest in a replacement army cot for my friend KT’s balcony. No big - money well spent I say. good thing the rest of her furniture is strong and sturdy , oh it is - the Dirt and I have put it to the test. What’s charming and for the most part unusual for your old pal Calico is that she is truly enjoying playing house…in someone else’s house of course. Once again my mania rises to euphoric heights and I think to myself ‘ could there be an enterprise in this somehow?’

I can see it now:

Are you a young couple in love - or at least heavy lust? Been thinking you might like to move in together so that you can have that twitterpated feeling 24/7? Well hold your horses Luke and Laura! Why not spend two weeks at Calico Palace? Yes, you two can set up house in a lovely, furnished, two-bedroom condo. That’s right, cook dinners, do those dirty little loads of laundry - in the same cycle!, kiss each other bye-bye in the morning and tell one another to have a nice day, fuck like bunnies all over the freshly cleaned anti-microbial place then when the two weeks are up and you might be thinking you’d like to have some space you simply go on back to your own place…it might look real good to ya. You can come on back and play house again any time, in fact we’d love to have you.

This little true GRITS kitty wishes to put out a warm, wet kiss to bisa-pet y'all check out her diary and leave her a sweet little note; she's just as cute as she can be!

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