she is risen
and lo the clouds parted and there fell upon the mucus-encrusted pillow a ray of light and it was good.
Finally began to feel somewhat human around noon yesterday - what a waste of time! I'm all about sleeping and being a lump when its my idea but when illness knocks my ass its just plain boring.
Friends offered to come by and keep me company but I felt guilty about possibly blasting germs on them. They scoffed at this claiming that whatever organism I was hosting would run scared from their vodka-streams. But still I'm typically an enthusiastic hostess so what could I offer them other than my one-woman show of tissue soiling?
So it's Monday, I've regained a modicum of physical well-being and hot-diggity-damn! I've got Thursday and Friday off so I'm guessing I'll be donning that cute little apron soon enough...ice down the Red Stripe, toss the shrimp in some jerk marinade and let all those manly men fight over who gets to be Keeper of The Flame.
prevention is kinder than destruction. each year over six million healthy dogs, cats, puppies and kittens are killed as surplus. remember: neuter, spay and don't let them stray!